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Who Killed Aarushi Talwar?

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Aarushi talwar

It seems everyone in the media knows who killed Aarushi Talwar. I also thought of hopping on the bandwagon and put my two cents in. Yes, the killer of Aarushi Talwar, the 14 year old teenager found dead in her Noida home, goes by the name of TRP (Television Rating Point) and sometimes by sleazy journalism.

Well, it definitely helps your TRP when you imply that the murdered girl was nothing but a slut and was having an affair with 2 boys from her school and her servant Hemraj (who was also found murdered). One particular news channel was so hell-bent on winning in the TRP race that it had even aired an obscene MMS of Aarushi which showed her undressing in front of a young man. But I think they got so busy calculating their TRPs that they forgot to mask the girl’s face and …the girl was definitely not Aarushi.

If I remember correctly a few days after the murder, one of the UP police officials had even said that the girl was as “characterless” as her father. Now, here comes another tale that Aarushi was upset with her father’s affair with another doctor and so she indulged in an affair with Hemraj.

The press conference was definitely a fodder for the media. Suddenly this tragic case turned into a filmi drama that had dose of thriller, lust, sex, erosion of family values, illegitimate affairs and what not! Sorry had forgotten to include honor killing in the list.

What struck me the most was the immediate reactions of the TV channels after the press conference of the UP police officials… practically every TV channel ran a show on Aarushi and her dysfunctional family. The TV talk shows on Aarushi case revolved around issues like : do you think the father and daughter had an incestuous relationship? Or were the couple involved in a wife-swapping club? And probably Aarushi knew about it and the couple killed their daughter! There were rumors that Nupur Talwar was involved in the murder because she was not Aarushi’s biological mother!!

Please…what are we discussing here and why? Did the CBI mention all these strange and weird “facts” in its report? Or is it the media deliberately making these baseless stories so that the case is filled with all the filmy masala!

The Aarushi murder case became a favorite topic amongst the sab jannewalas and media waalas claiming to fight for Aarushi so that she gets justice! And this is the way they are planning to give her justice:

BTW this is the opening paragraph of the write-up (sex sells big time!)

A disturbing sexual angle has emerged in the murder of Aarushi Talwar, 14. Crucial facts left out from her post-mortem report suggest that her private parts were “extraordinarily dilated”. But there were no signs of rape. These facts, established by the CBI after they questioned the doctor who performed the post-mortem, give a new twist to the case.”The vaginal orifice of the deceased was unduly large and mouth of cervix was visible,” says the CBI’s closure report.

There were some nuts who even said that the parents didn’t look devastated at all after the murder and even when CBI recently decided to close the case they looked happy. Oh yeah… the mother didn’t cry like Tulsi, there was no drama …she didn’t run in the streets crying “meri beti ko maar daala”. Nupur Talwar should have hired a make- up artist and even got herself some dialogues written from the creative heads of the TV serials!!

Even Charles Sobhraj got a chance to share hisgyaan on murder and crime by offering tips to solve the case.

We Indians love to give opinions be that- how to lift toilet seats or Quantum entanglement and Bohr’s electron model. Check out this thread and you will find that our country has many Sherlock Holmes. I think in this case being Holmes was simpler and easier as our detective junta had to just prove how big whore the dead girl was…and she couldn’t defend herself, she couldn’t probably scream from her grave  “I am as innocent as your sister or daughter is”. What punishment does the court of law give to those who  at their own leisure time dissect a dead minor’s character? None, I guess!

You know it makes me ponder what kind of world I am living in. People are beastly here; they would drive in their cars in hordes to witness public execution (if it were still allowed) and TV cameras rolling and capturing every bit of it. And yes after the execution the reporters will jump in with questions like: “Aapko kaisa lag raha hay public execution dekh kar?” And a major number of channels won’t shy away from taking the credit: “XYZ NEWS influence- Public Execution of the Killer.”

Just think about it: If it weren’t Aarushi but some Aarush who was found murdered in his room. In that case I wonder if the media would have even bothered to cover it? It would have been another drab story with no potential of fetching them a good TRP.

The story of the father-mother duo killing their pretty daughter has another vantage point – Just imagine an upper middle class family, an educated and sophisticated one, can commit  a heinous crime of murdering their daughter is a plot that is sure to hit the bull’s eye. And what kind of TRPs you expect when you show Hemraj’s friend sneaking into the house, getting into a fight with the servant and killing him and Aarushi witnessing it and getting killed? It’s an Ok kinda plot but not as sensational as the father and mother duo killing the servant and the daughter!!

Today the Talwars have been named as the accused by an SJM, what do you think the next course of action these TV channel waalas will take? May be a trial on TV – “Aarushi ko insaaf dilayie, sms kijie aur hume batayie ki Talwar dampati ko kya saja milni chahiye?” And I am sure they will love the rising TRPs!

 

Updated on 11 April 2012 – A special CBI court in Ghaziabad today issued a non-bailable warrant (NBW) against
Nupur Talwar, Aarushi’s mother, for failing to make an appearance in the court during hearing of the case. The CBI carried out searches where the Talwars reside but could not find Nupur Talwar. CBI says Nupur Talwar is absconding.

The judge has fixed April 18 as the next date of hearing and directed that Nupur Talwar be produced before court on April 18.

BTW Nupur Talwar wasn’t absconding – “We (CBI) were well-aware of her movements on Thursday. If we wanted to arrest her, we could have done it. But, in wake of her appeal before the SC we did not do so,” additional solicitor general Harin Rawal told a bench of Justices AK Patnaik and JS Kehar.  If they knew about her whereabouts then why did the CBI team wearing new jackets visit her house to search her and then say she was absconding!!

Updated on 14 April 2012 – CBI on Friday told the Supreme Court that it will not arrest Dr Nupur Talwar in the Aarushi murder case as long as her special leave petition is pending before the court. Relief for Nupur Talwar!

Updated on 30 April 2012  – Nupur Talwar has to spend jail tonight after a special CBI court rejected her bail plea. The additional district judge will hear her bail plea tomorrow.

After the  special CBI court  rejected her bail plea she was taken under judicial custody immediately. Nupur Talwar waited in Special Judge Preeti Singh’s court the entire day while her lawyers pleaded with the District and Sessions Judge Bharat Bhushan to hear an application for a regular bail.

Judge Bharat Bhushan in turn referred the matter to Additional District and Sessions Judge Shayamlal before whom the petition came up in the post-lunch session. Mr Shyamlal after hearing the arguments of both the sides reserved the order till late in the evening when he rejected her plea for interim bail and posted the application for regular bail for hearing tomorrow.

Updated on 2May 2012 – Ghaziabad sessions court rejected Nupur Talwar’s bail plea on Wednesday.  She will remain in Dasna jail. Her lawyers have moved the Supreme Court seeking bail in the case of the murder of Aarushi and Hemraj.

Updated on May 24 2012 – A special Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) court in Ghaziabad  charged Rajesh Talwar and Nupur Talwar with the murders Aarushi and domestic help Hemraj. Special CBI judge S Lal ruled that the Talwars were
charged with the crime under sections 302/34 (murder with common intention) and 201/34 (destruction of evidence with common intention). Dr. Rajesh Talwar was also charged with 203/34 (misleading police about the crime with common intent).

Is Facebook = Love, Sex and Dhokha?

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Facebook was everywhere in 2010 -from news to movies. It seems that the previous year saw the social-networking site making headlines for all the reasons one could name under the sun. Despite the issues over privacy and protection of personal information that cropped up frequently, Facebook had over 500 million users last year. 2010 also saw a myriad of news reports that claimed Facebook apparently played a vital role in the meteoric rise of (no not childhood obesity this time) but– syphilis, divorce and suicide (though not in any particular order).

The syphilis issue came up in Telegraph that claimed:- Facebook enables people to meet strangers easily which often leads to casual sex, and obviously more casual sex leads to more spreading of STDs.
This caused quite a furore among the internet users and as a result we saw tens of thousands of Facebook supporters blogging and commenting over the issue. I remember stumbling upon one such comment which said: Should I be wearing a condom when I use Facebook? Should I wrap my routers in a Trojan?

A survey by the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers found that one in five divorces are linked to Facebook. You thought your wife didn’t see your flirty status messages, or didn’t know that you had recently connected with one of your old flames on Facebook. Huh! Facebook – The marriage killer! Yes, 66 per cent of lawyers cited Facebook as the primary source of evidence in a divorce case. MySpace, Twitter and other social networking sites were also on the what-causes-divorce list. Remember Eva Longoria? Yes, the “Desperate Housewives” star, split from her sportsman husband Tony Parker after alleging that he was having an affair with a woman he kept touch on Facebook.

Aww! I never thought this simple-looking but so blue in color portal that we know as Facebook was capable of igniting so much passion. I must say, all kinds of passions ( Here I have deliberately used Red as the font color, RED =Passion, remember!):

  • Old passion
  • Office passion
  • Passion for your colleagues’ spouses
  • High school/ college passion
  • Stranger passion which leads to STDs
  • As of now I can think of these many passions that Facebook is capable of igniting in us. If you think there’s any more to the list then please do share!

And then there were news of a New Jersey Pastor Rev. Cedric Miller who told married church leaders to delete their Facebook accounts as according to him the social networking site was a “portal to infidelity”.

These were some of the news reports that linked Facebook with almost all the evils happening in the world.

Now, let’s see what search engines suggest.

If you type “Facebook Causes” on Google you see:

On Yahoo it’s like:

To set the record straight – people searching for something does not in any way indicate that ‘particular thing’ is actually happening.

If you ask me, social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter, Myspace etc do not kill marriages it’s the couples who do that. It’s like  living in the New York city where you can meet 80 billion possible dating partners but, it entirely depends on you whether you want to cripple your marriage, want to betray your partner’s trust or cherish your married life.

Do share your thoughts on this! Would love to hear what you have to say.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way

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We all have our own favorite Christmas carols and hymns. Mine is the timeless classic “Jingle Bells” that instantly takes me on a sleigh ride dashing through the snow. The song was written by James Lord Pierpont in 1857 for Thanksgiving and was originally called “One Horse Open Sleigh”.

Check out the Jingle Bells video and get into the Christmas spirit.

The carol undeniably puts you in a fun and gleeful Christmas mood. The sleighing and dashing over the snow and yes the tinkling bells take you to a magic winterland. And then there’s Miss Fanny Bright and the “upsotting” episode which adds a tinge of playfulness and mischief to it.

It’s also a perennial Christmas favorite carol sung by generations. I remember singing it in my childhood days and now I see my niece humming it with her grandmum on every Christmas. Every year, I start my Christmas celebrations i.e  a week ahead of Christmas with “Jingle Bells” and I keep on listening to it over and over again till the end of the year. Other carols that are also on my favorite list are: “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” “Deck the Halls”,”O Christmas Tree”, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” and “Away in a Manger.”

BTW “Away in a Manger” was originally called “Luther’s Cradle Hymn,” and people thought it was actually written by Martin Luther. But it wasn’t! It’s an American folk carol written by an anonymous writer.

So, it was my list of favorite carols. What’s your favorite one?

Before I end my post I would like to wish everyone:

A Merry Christmas and may God’s grace be with you. I hope that your Christmas would be enjoyable and may the essence of Christmas remains always with you.

Best wishes
Abhirupa

Rajnikanth Jokes : Rajni mania beats Santa Banta

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A bit of trivia for those who don’t know  Rajnikanth.

Here’s the best collection of Rajnikanth Jokes.

1. Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury… Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

2. Google can never find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

3. NASA has shut down since Rajnikanth has bought all its rockets for diwali!!!

4. Rajnikant did what even the U.S Army couldn’t. End Iran!

5. Rajnikanth ate the missing piece of Apple logo.

6. Death once had a near Rajnikanth experience.

7. Viagra needs Rajnikanth.

8. When Rajnikanth does push-ups he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

9. Rajnikanth can write on a READ ONLY file.

10. Rajnikanth knows what came first- the egg or chicken.

11.This is for all the CID fans. Rajnikanth once taught a kid how to open a door without ringing a door bell…that kid has grown up and has become inspector Daya from CID.

12. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

13. Rajnikanth can count to infinity he has already done it twice.

14. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

15. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced.

16. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

17. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
18. Rajnikanth once kicked horse in the chin, now its descendants are called Giraffe.

19. Rajnikanth makes onions cry.

20. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

21. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

22. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

23. Once a girl lost her virginity…Rajnikanth gave it back to her.

24. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

25. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.

26. 1st April does not appear on Rajinikanth’s calendar as no one fools Rajnikanth.

27. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.

28. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai!

29. Rajnikanth once challenged Superman. The loser wore the underwear outside his pants!

30. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth just bought a laptop with 3 year warranty.

31. Michael Jordon: I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours…..can you? Rajinikanth: How do you think the Earth spins?

32. A child went to Kashmir and started playing by making small mountains from ice.Today those mountains are called Himalayas and the child is now Rajnikanth.

33. Rajnikanth showed his wife …”the middle finger ” and she got pregnant.

34. Rajinikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first. But Einstein died after that…..WHY? Because light came second!

35. Once Rajnikant decided to stare at sun… The Sun got scared and hid behind moon,
this is called as SOLAR ECLIPSE.

36. Disclaimer on Rajani’s sunglasses “Protection For the Sun”.

37. I stay in Delhi and once emailed a friend who stays in Bangalore, Rajnikanth stopped the email halfway at Mumbai.

38. Rajani’s Fart is called ………….Rajani gandha.

39. Rajnikanth doesn’t believe in God, Instead God believes in Rajnikanth.

40. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.

42. Rajnikanth built Rome in one day.

43. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

44. Aliens exist because they are afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.

45. What are earthquakes ? They occur when Rajnikanth shivers in the cold.

46. Rajnikanth has already won the third world war.

47. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

48. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.

49. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

50. There are no such things as lesbians, just women who never met Rajnikant.

51. Back in Serbia a street was named ‘rajnikant’ in his honour. the council had to rename it soon after as people were dying on it. no-one crosses rajnikant and lives.

52. Rajnikanth can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes.

53. Only Rajnikanth can make wind visible.

54. Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

55. Archaeologists excavated an old dictionary dating back to the year 1200 which defines victim as someone who has encountered Rajnikanth.

56. Rajnikanth once went to Mars since then there’ve been no life in the planet.

57. Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them 3 wishes.

58. Rajnikanth can mix hydrogen and oxygen to produce water whenever he feels thirsty.

59. If you want to contact Rajnikanth then note down his email id: gmail@rajnikanth.com.

60. While uploading the post my internet connection conked out. But still I could upload it because the post was about Rajnikanth.

61. Intel’s new punchline: Rajnikath Inside.

Know more Rajnikanth jokes?  Then do share with us !

Content Writers : First step to get a job

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The first step is to take a gander at your CV. Everyweek I receive dozens of CVs from writers interested to work  for us but the depressing part is most of the applications I see are stuffed with grammatical errors and  wrong spellings.

A few weeks back I saw an email with the subject line:

“Interested for the post of Contain Writer” – this one jerked me out of my seat.
Here’s a list of errors I’d noticed while sifting through numerous CVs. They are undoubtedly annoying but at the same time they will crack you up.

10 funny resume errors

  • “I have excellent editing and poof–reading skills.” Really? Doesn’t appear so!
  • “Looking to work for a company where I can nature my writing skills.”  Sorry, we don’t nature our writers’  skills.
  • “I have a strong command of English Grammer.” The writer surely needs to fix her Grammar vs Grammer problem!
  • ” Worked as a party-time writer for a web development company.” Sweetie you really had too much fun doing part(y) time jobs, I can see it 🙂
  • “Written articles on varied topics and now most of them tank high on search engines.” Tank high…hmm!!
  • “As an editor my job includes perverting news copies going out with mistakes.” No! No! We don’t deal with pervert copies.
  • “Expert at multi-tasting.” No we don’t want multi-tasters in our office!
  • “None of my articles had copy taste issues, all were copyscape passed”.
  • Martial Status: Unmarried.
  • “I look forward to hearing from you shorty.“

CV errors, particularly in case of writers, leave a wrong impression. So, make sure that your CV is  grammatically correct and has no spelling mistakes.

Here are the 10 Resume Mistakes you should be careful of:

1. Don’t misspell the position you are applying for.
2. Also when sending your CV as an attachment do not misspell any word in the subject line. Mistakes in the subject line give that wrong first impression right away.
3. Do not make spelling mistakes. Take help from spell checker.
4. Typos are complete no-no.
5. Do not write sentences with different verb tenses.
6. Do not miss out punctuations. Let’s Eat Grandma and Let’s Eat, Grandma! Punctuation saves lives 🙂
7. Do not leave out apostrophes; also do not put them in places where they are not needed.
8. Do not use nouns and verbs that do not agree.
9. Write simple and short sentences. Recruiters don’t have the whole day to comprehend what you want to say.
10. Do not use unnecessary jargons, as in, Resume: Professional and functional.

Dabangg:It’s a Tweet War

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Sorry folks for not updating my blog regularly. Work’s been very busy lately, though, I’d wanted to post it the day I saw Ms Shobha De’s tweets on TV. Honestly my first reactions were “Huh! People follow Shobha De?”

Anyways let’s go back to her tweets, because they made headlines this time! It seems Ms De didn’t like Salman Khan’s comments about 26/11 attacks and took to her Twitter page.

She tweeted “Salman K’s shocking statement abt 26\11 smacks of arrogance,ignorance nd plain stupidity.A lame apology won’t do, Sallubhai.Boycott Dabangg!” And after a few weeks she again managed to draw a bit of attention but this time not with her tweets but with her pen. Here’s what she wrote in her weekly column: “Rajnikanth and Aishwarya Rai in Robot outshine Salman Khan and Malaika Arora Khan in Dabangg, respectively.”

It apparently didn’t go well with Arbaaz khan and he (no he didn’t call a press conference!) didn’t spare Ms De this time, on Twitter that is. Seeing the long list of his tweets I personally feel Arbaaz wanted to bash Ms  De for ages (May be ever since he was born) but didn’t get a chance. But now since he got one, he didn’t waste it!

  • Hey guys what’s your opinion on Shobha De a writer of sleaze and pornographic novels. She writes a lot of shit about salman and malaika’
  • ‘Her claim to fame is marrying some rich industrialist. I’m not sure if its 3 or 4. Pl lemme know’
  • ‘Mr De hold on to your money or shobha at 60 can still compete with Elizabeth Taylor.’
  • ‘One thought that age makes you wiser but unfortunately its not happening in the case of shobha who is 60.’
  • ‘Shobha’s opinions on my family reeks of bias, jealousy and frustration. I have have ignoring her comments for the longest time but no more’
  • ‘This idiotic woman had recently said ban Dabangg. Who the hell is she. Is she the god damn law. She’s a frustrated sleaze writer. That’s it’
  • ‘If this woman was not to write about celebs she would not even be entertained.’
  • ‘Honestly I hate to give people like shobha any importance but she’s been writing personal,biased stuff 4 the longest time. Enough is enough’
  • He then re-tweeted some of the responses he got, where people bashed Shobhaa.
  • He then tweeted: ‘Hey guys thanks for all the support. Honestly I hate stoping down to the level of shobha de but she was asking for it for the longest time’
  • He signed off with: ‘Buddhi badnaam hui darling mere liye 🙂 hahahahahaha’

Shobha De Vs Shahrukh Khan

Coming to Shobha De, I think it’s not the first time she’s got a bashing from a celebrity.  After Mumbai attacks she’d ridiculed Shahrukh Khan’s stand, to which the actor had said : “She’s a joke. She can’t be taken seriously. I mean, I like her, but at the end of the day she’s cynicism dressed in a designer sari. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She wakes up every morning and decides who she should target that day, so that she can sell a few more sarees. Nobody can tell me what to do. I live my life with piety and honesty. I feel sorry for Shobhaa.”

Shobha De Vs Deepika Padukone

A few months back she took potshots at Deepika Padukone after she won Maxim’s sexiest woman’s Title by writing : “Deepika P is the ‘sexiest woman on earth? Are they kidding me? She would not win a Miss Dombivali contest. I mean, look at her closely. Go on: jawline? Too wide. Eyes?Bulging. Hair line? Untidey. Speech? Verni.” Well I don’t know if Deepika reacted but Ms De’s not-so-cool remarks about Sonam Kapoor’s lingerie photo shoot was not taken by the B –town’s Masakali Girl in a light-hearted way. The actress not only defended herself but also Deepika by saying : “if she (Shobha) thinks Deepika is ordinary then she sure needs to wear glasses. Her eyesight is failing her.”

Dabang dialogues – let’s jot down those rib-tickling lines – Dabangg dialogues

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What’s your favorite dialog/s in Dabang? Some of my favorite Dabangg dialogs are:

  1. Haramzaade se yaad aya, aaj kal apke sasur ji kaise hay?
  2. Thapad se dar nahi lagta sahab par pyaar se lagtaa hai
  3. Thereee izz alwayzzz a nezt time, nexxt time
  4. Chedi Singh – 101 kamino ki bali deke hamare maa baap ne hummein paida kiya hai
    Chulbul Pandey: unhi kamino ke bhagwan hai hum.. abi badla lene aaye hay

And there are many more…. My purpose! Well, I think I am still ( I watched it yesterday) utterly and hopelessly in awe of it mainly because of its queer and very rustic dialogs. So, I want to make this list the best collection of Dabang dialogs :):)

So, guys and gals why don’t you add your favorite dialogs at the comment box?

Ok! I am adding the dialogs that  were dropped at the comment box 🙂

Best Dabangg Dialogues

  1. “Kamaal karte ho Pandey jee”
  2. “Kamini se yaad aaya….pandey ji..apki biwi kaisi hai”
  3. “dunia jaye bhad main………..”
  4. “hum tumri jaan mein itna ched karenge itna ched karenge…confuse ho jaoge ki..saas kaha se ley aur pade kaha se..”
  5. “Kamaal Karte ho yaar”
  6. “Mera naam mera personality ke upor bohut jajta hai…chulbul pandey!!!” (self intro)
  7. “Hum yaahan ke robinhood hai, robinhood pandey.” (self intro)
  8. “Pyaar se samjha raha hu samajh lo, barna thappad mar kar vi samjha sakta hu”…
  9. “Badi Jabraat lagti ho”
  10. “101 kamino ki bali deke hamare maa baap ne hummein paida kiya hai
    Salman Khan: unhi kamino ke bhagwan hai hum.. abi badla lene aaye”
  11. “1 aadmi raste me toilet karta hota hai
    to doosra puchta hai..
    kisine pakda nahi kya
    to wo bola, nahi sahab hamare shehar me khud hi pakadte hain.”
  12. “Tumhre between the legs itna maarenge ki marvane aur marne dono ke kabil nahi rahoge.”
  13. “Police waale ko tokne ka anjaam patha hei kya? Ikkis saal jail aur tukkai alag se.. Aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe tokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahduri ka medal bhi.”
  14. “Bhaiya ji Smile” !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. “Bahut accha ringtone hai.. mujhe forward karna”
  16. “5 minute baat karne ke 500 rupaaye.. bada mehenga hai”
  17. “Arey kamal karte ho yaar thaka dia…tumhe maarne thodi na aaye they…tumne bank luta tha humne tumhe lut liya”
  18. Jungle main rahke sher se bair…
  19. ” Chulbul – Maa se yaad aaya ki teri maa hay ki nahi

    20. Bank robber – Upar
    Chulbul- agar teri harkatey aisi rahi to bahut jald may tujhe teri maa ke pass pahucha dunga…yaad rakhiyo”

  20. “bhaiyaji- bohot bharosa hai khud pe? Chulbul- bharosa bhi himat bhi, takhat bhi aur pagalpan had se jaada!!”
  21. “Haramzaade se yaad aya ki chaubey ji aapke adarniya pitaji aajkal kaise hay?” 
  22. “Chulbul’s father- Aur tumhare baap ke paas koi naukar to hay nahi.
    Chulbul – hamare paas baap hi kaha hay”
  23. Chulbul to his father ” Pandey ji hamari tarakki dekh kar aapka khun jal raha hay…maa bade bade log research kiye hay kehte hay ki roti khane se khun badta hay…2 roti jyaada khilaya kijiye toh khun badega chehre pay raunak aayegi.”

    24. Add your favorite Dabangg dialogues

    So, guys and gals why don’t you add your favorite dialogs at the comment box?

Dabang with Salman Khan in a heroic role is shamelessly entertaining!

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(Don’t forget to add your comments! Comment se yaad aya, apka naam kya hai, comment mein likhiyega zaroor)

dabangg Dabangg means fearless but seeing the response of the junta I feel it should be renamed Besharam – shameless. As it’s     shamelessly humorous, mad, zany and what not! But after 2 hours it’s a complete paisa vasool! It’s not your run-of-the-   mill honest cop and goon story. I say so because our hero is not an imandaar (honest) cop instead he makes money by    robbing bank robbers (!) and gives the money to his mom. But he’s not selfish. As he gives a portion of the money to his  fellow cop saying something along these lines “sarkar ghayal police wale ko pachas hazzar ka inaam or uski bewa ko  ek lakh rupae deti hay…aap pehle poice waale ho jo apne hathon se ek lakh rupae ka inam le rahe ho”. So, this corrupt  cop is UttarPradesh ka Robin Hood aka Chulbul Pandey and is up in arms against the local gunda Chedi Singh.

Dabang the movie, review

Don’t miss the dialogs 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ2hWc2h2ls

With stylish, well-fit formals, ubercool dark sunglasses and yes, thin and trimmed moustache our Chulbul Pandey looks like a million dollars. Salman definitely looks younger and cuter with moustache…and with Dabangg fever already catching the people we can be sure of guys catching with the moustache fever very soon.

Dabang Meme se yaad aaya

It had a few memes, lines like ” kamini se yaad aya”, Salman’s dance step with belt up and down and many more Haramzaade se yaad aaya ki aap yeh trailer dek sakte hai 😉

Besides look, action sequence and style the movie is crammed with tongue-in-cheek, witty dialogues – they will make you clap and whistle – it’s guaranteed and I’ve seen it and that too in a multiplex! In a funny way Dabangg also breaks the myth that the multiplex crowd doesn’t come to whistle, clap and hoot! I tell you, yesterday night was different. The crowd in the theater was waiting to hear the punchy dialogues they saw it on promos. Everyone in the film has got a dialogue that will have you off your seats. Who can forget Rajo’s (debutante Sonakshi Sinha) oh-that’s-a- wow dialogue: “Thappad se nahi sahab pyar se dar lagta hay”? And Chulbul Pandey’s “Chedi Singh itne ched karunga ki tu confuse ho jayega ki saas kaha se le aur P… kaha sey ” is becoming a rage.

Dabang Dialogs – Some of the best Dabang Dialogs

(This video has almost all the punchy dialogs)

And if you thought Chedi was some horrible-looking villain with protruding belly with only one job- i.e. to run around the city firing bullets then you were wrong. Chedi has a well-toned body which he shows off occasionally in the movie, he is taller than the hero and delivers lines like “kanoon ke haath aur chedi singh ke laath dono bahut lambe hay” with an almost pristine UP wala accent.

Chote Bhai aka Makkhi Singh is supposed to be a dimwitted person and Arbaz plays it perfectly. Also, Dimple Kapadia who plays the quintessential 70s ki maa and Vinod Khanna who plays the role of Chulbul’s step father are fun to watch.

Am I forgetting something to mention? Oh yes! The songs, all of them, are simply superb and are rocking the music charts.

Though the film received mixed reviews it still is a superhit. “Dabangg has superhit written all over it”- this is what Mumbai Mirror wrote. And every word of it appears to be true. Well, if we believe trade experts the movie is likely to overtake 3 Idiots’ opening collections. And the good news is – it’s already smashed 3 Idiots’ first day box office record making INR 14 crores where as 3 Idiots made 13 crores on its first day. Leave aside the dailies, tabloids and trade experts, even the great Paul Octopus has predicted the movie will be a super hit!

So, it’s a happy ending for the audiences as well as the movie makers. Toh ab koi kuch nahi bolega…khamosh 😉

P.S. this is for all those who can never get over with the Dabang fever

Songs of Dabang – Salman khan in Dabang


(Check out the dance steps by Salman Khan in Dabangg.)


(The entire nation seems to be grooving with Munni;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1XSRnHF8mA
(Rahet Fateh Ali Khan mesmerizes you with Tere mast mast)

I am loving the new Kit-Kat ad

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Usually I watch TV commercials with an enormous lack of interest. But not this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puineN1UMto

I love the entire commercial but I go absolutely crazy when the  squirrel sings ” I love you” and dances adorably. If I remember correctly then the dance moves are  similar to the popular moves of the ever hummable song “Dekha Hay” from  Saajan.

Yeah! I know…after many years I am watching a TV commercial that’s worth remembering.

P.S. I think squirrels are better models than the pesky models I see in commercials. Don’t believe me then look at Aishwarya’s latest L’Oreal ad – it’s a disaster!

Celebrating Friendship Day

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HAPPY_FRIENDSHIP_DAY_ First thing first –wish you all a very happy friendship day. So, what are your plans for today? Well, I will be celebrating with two of my very special friends who have stood by my side through thick and thin and will do so in the future too. While writing this post suddenly I stumbled upon a Spanish proverb – “Life without a friend is like death without a witness.” So, true! The mere mention of a life devoid of such special people whom we call friends is enough to make me hiss and groan.

But I don’t intend to tax my brain or yours with such distressing thoughts because “thinking” is a very time consuming affair. One thought leads to another and it goes on…and I am short of time today as I’ve a bumper to-do list lying infront of my laptop and, of course, every bit that’s written on the list needs to be done before I leave for dinner with my dad and husband. Yes, two very special friends of mine. To those, who are thinking “what’s wrong with her? Friendship Day with Dad and husband!” my reply is – why not dad and husband? Nine out of Ten girls before getting married tell this one sentence to their girlfriends –“I am marrying him because he’s my best friend.” And this one’s favorite with the guys –“Friendship is the foundation of every successful relationship.”

If that’s true then why do guys hang around in bars with their boyfriends where as their wives trot around shopping malls with their girlfriends on Friendship Day? Also, there’s one more question that keeps on bothering me a lot and that’s -Why can’t we celebrate Friendship Day with our parents? Aren’t our parents supposed be our friends? One of my cousins studying in the eighth grade was very prompt in her reply and said “going out with parents today is zany…see, it’s not the in thing.” I said “Oh!” with a confused voice and hung up on her and started with the post.

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