{"id":306,"date":"2010-11-20T15:50:04","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T15:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/?p=306"},"modified":"2010-11-27T08:01:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-27T08:01:47","slug":"rajnikanth-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/rajnikanth-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Rajnikanth Jokes : Rajni mania beats Santa Banta"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A bit of trivia for those who don\u2019t know \u00a0Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n

Here’s the\u00a0best\u00a0collection\u00a0of Rajnikanth Jokes.<\/span><\/h2>\n
1. Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury… Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.<\/span><\/div>\n

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2.\tGoogle can never find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.<\/span><\/div>\n

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3.\tNASA has shut down since Rajnikanth has bought all its rockets for diwali!!!<\/span><\/div>\n

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4.\tRajnikant did what even the U.S Army couldn\u2019t. End Iran!<\/span><\/div>\n

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5.\tRajnikanth ate the missing piece of Apple logo.<\/span><\/div>\n
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6.\tDeath once had a near Rajnikanth experience.<\/span><\/p>\n

7.\tViagra needs Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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8.\tWhen Rajnikanth does push-ups he isn\u2019t lifting himself up, he\u2019s pushing the earth down.<\/span><\/div>\n

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9.\tRajnikanth can write on a READ ONLY file.<\/span><\/div>\n

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10.\tRajnikanth knows what came first- the egg or chicken.<\/span><\/div>\n

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11.<\/span>This is for all the CID fans. <\/span>Rajnikanth once taught a kid how to open a door without ringing a door bell\u2026that kid has grown up and has become inspector Daya from CID. <\/span><\/div>\n

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12.\tRajnikanth can divide by zero.<\/span><\/div>\n

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13.\tRajnikanth can count to infinity he has already done it twice.<\/span><\/div>\n

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14.\tRajnikanth can slam a revolving door.<\/span><\/div>\n

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15.\tRajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced.<\/span><\/div>\n

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16.\tRajn<\/span>ika<\/span>nt\u2019s house\u00a0has no doors, only walls that he walks through.<\/span><\/div>\n

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17.\tRajnikanth can drown a fish.<\/span><\/div>\n
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18.\tRajnikanth once kicked horse in the chin, now its descendants are called Giraffe.<\/span><\/div>\n

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19.\tRajnikanth makes onions cry.<\/span><\/div>\n

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20.\tRajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.<\/span><\/div>\n

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21.\tWhere there is a will, there\u2019s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!<\/span><\/div>\n

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22.\tThe Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

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23.\tOnce a girl lost her virginity\u2026Rajnikanth gave it back to her.<\/span><\/div>\n

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24.\tRajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.<\/span><\/div>\n

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25.\tWhen Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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26.\t 1st April does not appear on Rajinikanth\u2019s calendar as no one fools Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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27.\tRajinikanth can speak Braille.<\/span><\/div>\n

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28.\tThere are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai!<\/span><\/div>\n

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29.\tRajnikanth once challenged Superman. The loser wore the underwear outside his pants!<\/span><\/div>\n

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30.\tThe world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth just bought a laptop with 3 year warranty.<\/span><\/div>\n

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31.\tMichael Jordon: I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours…..can you? Rajinikanth: How do you think the Earth spins?<\/span><\/div>\n

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32.\tA child went to Kashmir and started playing by making small mountains from ice.Today those mountains are called Himalayas and the child is now Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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33.\tRajnikanth showed his wife …”the middle finger ” and she got pregnant.<\/span><\/div>\n

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34.\tRajinikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first. But Einstein died after that…..WHY? Because light came second!<\/span><\/div>\n

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35.\tOnce Rajnikant decided to stare at sun… The Sun got scared and hid behind moon,<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
this is called as SOLAR ECLIPSE.<\/span><\/div>\n

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36.\tDisclaimer on Rajani\u2019s sunglasses \u201cProtection For the Sun\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n

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37.\tI stay in Delhi and once emailed a friend who stays in Bangalore, Rajnikanth stopped the email halfway at Mumbai.<\/span><\/div>\n

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38.\tRajani’s Fart is called ………….Rajani gandha.<\/span><\/div>\n

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39.\tRajnikanth doesn’t believe in God, Instead God believes in Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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40.\tRajnikanth knows Victoria\u2019s secret.<\/span><\/div>\n

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41.\tRajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.<\/span><\/div>\n

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42.\tRajnikanth built Rome in one day.<\/span><\/div>\n

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43.\tRajinikanth doesn\u2019t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.<\/span><\/div>\n

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44.\tAliens exist because they are afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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45.\tWhat are earthquakes ? They occur when Rajnikanth shivers in the cold.<\/span><\/div>\n

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46.\tRajnikanth has already won the third world war.<\/span><\/div>\n

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47.\tRajinikanth\u2019s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.<\/span><\/div>\n

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48.\tThe only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.<\/span><\/div>\n

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49.\tRajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.<\/span><\/div>\n

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50.\tThere are no such things as lesbians, just women who never met Rajnikant.<\/span><\/div>\n

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51.\tBack in Serbia a street was named ‘rajnikant’ in his honour. the council had to rename it soon after as people were dying on it. no-one crosses rajnikant and lives.<\/span><\/div>\n

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52.\tRajnikanth can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes.<\/span><\/div>\n

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53.\tOnly Rajnikanth can make wind visible.<\/span><\/div>\n

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54.\tRajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.<\/span><\/div>\n

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55.\tArchaeologists excavated an old dictionary dating back to the year 1200 which defines victim as someone who has encountered Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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56.\tRajnikanth once went to Mars since then there\u2019ve been no life in the planet.<\/span><\/div>\n

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57.\tGenies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them 3 wishes.<\/span><\/div>\n

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58.\tRajnikanth can mix hydrogen and oxygen to produce water whenever he feels thirsty.<\/span><\/div>\n

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59.\t If you want to contact Rajnikanth then note down his email id: gmail@rajnikanth.com.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

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60.\tWhile uploading the post my internet connection conked out. But still I could upload it because the post was about Rajnikanth.<\/span><\/div>\n

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61. Intel’s new punchline: Rajnikath Inside. <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

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Know more Rajnikanth jokes? \u00a0Then do share with us !<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A bit of trivia for those who don\u2019t know \u00a0Rajnikanth. Here’s the\u00a0best\u00a0collection\u00a0of Rajnikanth Jokes. 1. Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury… Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. 2. Google can never find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you. 3. NASA has shut down since Rajnikanth has bought all its rockets for diwali!!! 4. Rajnikant did what<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,158],"tags":[260,193,192],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-abhis-take-on-cinema","tag-funny","tag-rajnikant","tag-rajnikanth-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":315,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions\/315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}