{"id":153,"date":"2010-07-30T18:52:10","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T18:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/?p=153"},"modified":"2010-07-31T20:00:27","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T20:00:27","slug":"four-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/four-women\/","title":{"rendered":"4 women in discussion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even if you didn&#8217;t grow up a Catholic, you&#8217;ll appreciate this one&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, &#8220;My son  is a priest. When he walks into a room everyone calls him &#8220;Father&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The second Catholic woman chirps, &#8220;Well, my son is a bishop.  Whenever he walks into a room, people say, &#8220;Your Grace&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The  third Catholic woman says smugly, &#8220;Well, not to put you down, but  my son is a cardinal.  Whenever he walks into a room, people say, &#8220;Your Eminence&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in  silence. The first three women give her this subtle &#8220;Well&#8230;?&#8221;She replies, &#8220;My son is a gorgeous, 6&#8217;2,&#8221; hard bodied, well hung, male  stripper.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-155\" title=\"Oh my god\" src=\"http:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/handsome-man-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Oh my god\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/handsome-man-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/handsome-man-90x90.jpg 90w, https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/handsome-man-75x75.jpg 75w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And whenever he walks into a room, women say, <strong><em>&#8220;Oh! My  God!&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even if you didn&#8217;t grow up a Catholic, you&#8217;ll appreciate this one&#8230;&#8230; Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, &#8220;My son is a priest. When he walks into a room everyone calls him &#8220;Father&#8221;. The second Catholic woman chirps, &#8220;Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[108,260,106],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-fun","tag-funny","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":156,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meabhi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}