Dabang dialogues – let’s jot down those rib-tickling lines – Dabangg dialogues

What’s your favorite dialog/s in Dabang? Some of my favorite Dabangg dialogs are:

  1. Haramzaade se yaad aya, aaj kal apke sasur ji kaise hay?
  2. Thapad se dar nahi lagta sahab par pyaar se lagtaa hai
  3. Thereee izz alwayzzz a nezt time, nexxt time
  4. Chedi Singh – 101 kamino ki bali deke hamare maa baap ne hummein paida kiya hai
    Chulbul Pandey: unhi kamino ke bhagwan hai hum.. abi badla lene aaye hay

And there are many more…. My purpose! Well, I think I am still ( I watched it yesterday) utterly and hopelessly in awe of it mainly because of its queer and very rustic dialogs. So, I want to make this list the best collection of Dabang dialogs :):)

So, guys and gals why don’t you add your favorite dialogs at the comment box?

Ok! I am adding the dialogs that  were dropped at the comment box 🙂

Best Dabangg Dialogues

  1. “Kamaal karte ho Pandey jee”
  2. “Kamini se yaad aaya….pandey ji..apki biwi kaisi hai”
  3. “dunia jaye bhad main………..”
  4. “hum tumri jaan mein itna ched karenge itna ched karenge…confuse ho jaoge ki..saas kaha se ley aur pade kaha se..”
  5. “Kamaal Karte ho yaar”
  6. “Mera naam mera personality ke upor bohut jajta hai…chulbul pandey!!!” (self intro)
  7. “Hum yaahan ke robinhood hai, robinhood pandey.” (self intro)
  8. “Pyaar se samjha raha hu samajh lo, barna thappad mar kar vi samjha sakta hu”…
  9. “Badi Jabraat lagti ho”
  10. “101 kamino ki bali deke hamare maa baap ne hummein paida kiya hai
    Salman Khan: unhi kamino ke bhagwan hai hum.. abi badla lene aaye”
  11. “1 aadmi raste me toilet karta hota hai
    to doosra puchta hai..
    kisine pakda nahi kya
    to wo bola, nahi sahab hamare shehar me khud hi pakadte hain.”
  12. “Tumhre between the legs itna maarenge ki marvane aur marne dono ke kabil nahi rahoge.”
  13. “Police waale ko tokne ka anjaam patha hei kya? Ikkis saal jail aur tukkai alag se.. Aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe tokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahduri ka medal bhi.”
  14. “Bhaiya ji Smile” !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. “Bahut accha ringtone hai.. mujhe forward karna”
  16. “5 minute baat karne ke 500 rupaaye.. bada mehenga hai”
  17. “Arey kamal karte ho yaar thaka dia…tumhe maarne thodi na aaye they…tumne bank luta tha humne tumhe lut liya”
  18. Jungle main rahke sher se bair…
  19. ” Chulbul – Maa se yaad aaya ki teri maa hay ki nahi
  20. Bank robber – Upar
    Chulbul- agar teri harkatey aisi rahi to bahut jald may tujhe teri maa ke pass pahucha dunga…yaad rakhiyo”

  21. “bhaiyaji- bohot bharosa hai khud pe? Chulbul- bharosa bhi himat bhi, takhat bhi aur pagalpan had se jaada!!”
  22. “Haramzaade se yaad aya ki chaubey ji aapke adarniya pitaji aajkal kaise hay?” 
  23. “Chulbul’s father- Aur tumhare baap ke paas koi naukar to hay nahi.
    Chulbul – hamare paas baap hi kaha hay”
  24. Chulbul to his father ” Pandey ji hamari tarakki dekh kar aapka khun jal raha hay…maa bade bade log research kiye hay kehte hay ki roti khane se khun badta hay…2 roti jyaada khilaya kijiye toh khun badega chehre pay raunak aayegi.”
  25. Add your favorite Dabangg dialogues

    So, guys and gals why don’t you add your favorite dialogs at the comment box?

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