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Tweets…Tweets!!

Today’s tweets that add to my Tweet collection are –

Politicians cutting across party lines wish Happy Promise Day to voters in Uttar Pradesh. By Faking News

#GirlsShould Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher. Let him know what he’s missing! By Will Smith

Law minister breaks laws. Be grateful that home minister doesn’t break homes. #Khurshid By Diggileaks

The #porngate ministers were just doing what all politicians do. Watching others do their ‘jobs’ instead of doing their own. By MTVIndia

 

Tweets of the day!

Well these days I’ve got a new hobby and it’s collecting tweets that are witty, funny, real, unreal and re-reading them and laughing out loud. But there’s no maza in laughing akele akele. So, thought of posting the tweets on my blog :-). So, let’s start with today’s tweets.

These tweets are collected from the topics trending today – from Robert Vadra, Rahul Gandhi,#my baby’s nearly 18, Ayesha Takia to somber ones like Yuvraj Singh’s et al.

Today’s 14+1 Tweets that are Funny+Funny 🙂

  1. As long as Rahul Gandhi is our yuva neta I am still young. And most of you all are babies. By RaggedTag
  2. #AlternateUsesofChetanBhagatBooks Use two of them to create a raised platform for your laptop. To use when laptop cooler not working. By Deepak Mehta
  3. Robert vadra shud b a very very worried man.today he also watched Times Now. By Sachin dixit
  4. Who are these people Robert Vadra thinks will ever want him to enter politics ? By Anubha Bhosale
  5. Kya aap Ayesha Takia ko takkar de sakti hain? Agar haan, toh t(w)itpic karein! By Kash
  6. Dear Ayesha Takia and Kingfisher. It’s Bob Marley’s birthday. Peace out. His method of flying was best. Try it. You’ll both feel better. By Rohan Joshi
  7. 4 Sonam kapoor blouses can be made from 1 Ayesha Takia blouse. By Trendulkar
  8. What’s all this Ayesha Takia talk about? Did Siddharth Mallya visit Chai Coffi and get pissed when they charged him for a glass of water? by Aniruddha Guha (BTW Chai Coffi is a cafe owned by Ms Takia)
  9. People tweeting about Ayesha Takia when they should be sleeping with a Takia under their heads. One common factor, both are of same size By Gaurav
  10. Complan was the success behind Ayesha Takia’s enormous bust. I wonder if it had the opp reaction to Shahid Kapoor. By Evilgeniusnick
  11. What Deepika padukone couldn’t do for 2 years!!! Ayesha takia did it in 5 mins.. Trend Siddharth mallaya on twitter!!! By WTF
  12. It all started with the 15 year old boy, wearing the grey hoodie saying “aye, aye, aye” and now my baby’s nearly 18. By BiebersBeats (And it was Rt’d 3246 times) Justin Bieber Fans!! Seriously!!
  13. #Happy Birthday Bob Marley… Can we please get you back if we sacrifice Justin Bieber? by Hopelesssouls Justin Bieber Haters!!! Seriously!!
  14. Why is everything of Housefull 2 getting leaked first the song..now the trailer..I think they have some leakage problems! Plumber time guys! By Imroj singh
  15. I saw Heyy Baby in theatre, I also saw Housefull in theatre, with this exprience i can safely say “I WILL NOT WATCH Housefull 2 in theatre” by Fultufilmy

And on a somber note, get well soon tweets flooded in as the news that Yuvraj Singh is battling cancer spread.

Ayesha Takia  Trending on Twitter???


BTW for those who are thinking why, of all the people, Ayesha Takia is trending on  Twitter. Then here’s the story –

Ayesha Takia tweeted about her sister being harassed by Kingfisher Airlines staff – “The worst airline,kingfisher!!!shockingly baddddddddddd airport staff behavior at delhi airport with my sister.This disgustingly behaved kingfisher staff called Vinay podwal just tore my sisters boarding pass n misbehaved with her!!!!Can’t believe thisssss!!!I’m in mumbai n I wish I was there rite now 2!soooo angry!!How can this happen!!!how dare this vinay podwal misbehave with a passenger and tare her boarding pass,it cud b any one of u!!think about it.I will tweet and tell ul the whole story in a bit,2 angry n upset rite now!this just happend!!I wanted u alllllll 2 no!My heart is beating so fast with anger that a girl at an airport gets treated this way by airport staff!he is at the kingfisher counter.She is unwell and has a horrible backache,can’t believe this happend 2 her rite now!!!!!!!!!!!!Is this how a girl alone at an airport gets treated by the staff of the airline she is flying?!?!?!?Vinay podwal at delhi airport,kingfisher staff just threatend and yelled at my sister saying he can throw any1 out n TORE her boarding pass!She is unwell n tired n hurt from being mistreated n threatend..I’m shocked!We r goin 2 take serious action against this and go 2 court with it,let the law handle it,so that this dosent happen 2 any girl again!”

Well for obvious reasons the tweet didn’t go down well with Jr Mallya and he took to Twitter as well – “Been getting retweets about Ayesha Takia & KFA. not too sure who she is, an actor of some sorts?? But it seems something has upset her!!Don’t know why Ayesha Takia is tweeting so much when she wasn’t even present. There are always two sides to a story. Pipe down love.”

It’s a buffalo on ebay

It was 4 in the evening and the weather outside was frosty. The sky was laden with heavy clouds and everything seemed gloomy. You know the kind of weather that makes you want to cuddle up in front of fire with a cup of coffee and Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights. But wishes don’t always come true, do they? So, I was sitting at my office, staring at my laptop screen or rather at the write-up on ox car sticker (What is an Ox car sticker BTW ? Don’t ask me!) waiting to be edited and then a press release to be filed…

Well, was trying very hard to concentrate but all of a sudden BB (my colleague+HR) came bursting into my room and said “email ta check koro!” Very obediently I opened the inbox and saw a message from our Creative Designer and an image of a buffalo! “What’s wrong today? As if dealing with a write -up on Ox-whatever wasn’t enough and now I have to excruciate myself by going through an email on Buffalo?” grudgingly I muttered.

Anyways I opened the image and clicked on the link. And I saw a buffalo being sold on ebay! A young black buffalo which gives 20l milk per day. Pretty efficient I would say. Though the stuff was funny it made me wonder what if such things (you know selling cattle) become online. Well, the thought was voiced by one of my colleagues who hails from Uttarakhand and said “ Mere ghar mey teen bhais hay. Agar mujhe kal ko koi bhais bechni hay aur online bechne ka option hay toh phir isse better option kya ho sakta hay.” If we can sell  coal online then why not cattle?

BTW ebay India has removed the listing.

The image was shared  by many on Facebook, if you missed it then don’t worry. You can take a look at it here 🙂

Buffalo on Ebay

 

Madhuri Dixit is getting waxed at Tussauds! She does mani & pedi @ Eiffel Tower

 

I am a big Madz fan and was quite excited when I heard that her wax statue would be included in the Madam Tussauds. But my excitement soon became a roller coaster ride of laughter and digging up Wren and Martin – courtesy newswallahs! Two biggie newspapers (India Today and Headlines Today) carried the story with a super headline that said Madhuri Dixit to be Waxed at Madame Tussauds. So, Madz goes all the way to Tussauds to get her waxing done! My next question – where does she go for her mani and pedicure? To Eiffel Tower! And BTW since when Tussauds became a celebrity beauty parlor?

Seriously, whoever wrote the headline did not know the meaning of the word ‘waxed’  or was trying to be funny in a lewd way.  Then there was this Bollywood portal called desihits which posted a video with the headline –Video: Madhuri Dixit is Getting Waxed! While going through these headlines a thought struck me – Madam Tussauds should have zeroed in on Anil Kapoor! What helluva news it would have made – Anil Kapoor getting waxed at Tussauds.

 

Let’s see what does Oxford dictionary tell us what does ‘waxed’ mean when it’s used as a verb –

1) Cover or treat (something) with wax or a similar substance, typically to polish or protect it: I washed and waxed the floor

2) Remove unwanted hair from (a part of the body) by applying wax and then peeling off the wax and hairs together: she waxed her legs when necessary

So, going by the headlines it means either Madhuri is getting covered with wax!! or she is going to the wax museum for yeah, you know hair removal! Sounds, gross, doesn’t it?

P.S. – I am not  a grammar nazi.

5+ Key Points from the TIE Interactive Session with Sabeer Bhatia

Sabeer bhatia hotmail, Jaxtrsms
Sabeer Bhatia at TIE Kolkata

1. At the core of every entrepreneurial venture there should be an idea which really solves some fundamental problems

The idea of Hotmail hit Sabeer Bhatia and his partner Jack Smith while they were working for Firepower Systems. The company had installed firewall around the corporate intranet which prevented both of them from accessing their personal email accounts. That was when the idea struck them “Wait a minute, we can access any website in the world through a web browser. If we made email available through the web browser, that would solve our problem. And then it occurred to us, ?If that would solve our problem, it would solve the problems of many others.”

In 1996 Mr Bhatia along with his partner had launched hotmail which changed the way people used email. Now, 15 years later Mr Bhatia has launched JaxtrSMS, world’s first and only free and open texting application. “This product will do to text messaging what Hotmail did to e-mail 15 years back” said Mr Bhatia at an interactive session at Tie Kolkata.

In a very short span of less than a month we have crossed 700,000 users and we are already in 210 countries. We are growing at 30-50,000 new users everyday and all of this is because of that viral ad line with every out – of network text message that goes your friend is using JaxtrSMS, you should use too. Click here to download” he added.

After briefly giving us some insights into the market for texting he got to the precise point – So, what’s the problem JaxtrSMS is trying to solve? About 20% of all the revenues of the phone companies around the globe come from texting. If one is to look at the amount of data bandwidth these phone companies use in terms of air time it is trivial. Users end up paying a lot of money for texting that essentially costs nothing to the carrier and also texting is extremely expensive when one needs to text internationally.

JaxtrSMS lets users who have data enabled mobile phones send messages to any other mobile phone free. In his speech he detailed the main points on how the application would work on any data-enabled phone and their competition in the texting space.

2.You’ve got to be very frugal when you start

Mr Bhatia gave the attendees a brief peek into the issues he and his partner faced before getting a $300,000 funding. He was candid when he spoke about his efforts to get funding and how he was turned down by 19 VCs before a funding from DFJ happened. “So, we started with a very small sum of money $300,000 and not only we proved to them that we could do this but we launched the company and had a 100,000 users before we went in for the next round of financing.” He added and was quick to point out that one of the factors that entrepreneurs must consider when starting on their own is – frugality.

3.People take risks with you.

“That’s the beauty of Silicon Valley; people take risks with you.” Mr Bhatia mentioned a few instances where people took risks with him. He told the attendees that with the $300,000 he’d hired 4 full time employees and 15 part-time employees. All the part-time employees were paid in stock options and were promised that when the next round of funding would be received they would be brought on board as full time employees.

4.For every 19 companies that fail 1 makes it. But the 1 that makes it more than provides for the 19 failures.

He spoke about a fund where he’d put some money. The gentleman at the fund had invested money at 150 companies and when the dot com crash happened 149 of the 150 companies failed miserably. But 1 company where he’d a put a small amount of money was Google

5.If the software industry in India is to truly develop we’ve got to breakthrough and create world-class products.

“And we have the opportunity to do that” said Mr Bhatia as India is the second largest mobile market in the world. He chose to launch JaxtrSMS in India as- the product was completely developed in India and he wanted people over here to see what it takes to develop products. He India has talent, audience and the market to test the concepts – all the right elements one need for innovation. We just need a few people to show us the way

6. Key ingredients of success – Size of the market, Technology, Financing required & People

He talked about the success of high-tech business ventures (of Silicon Valley) and zeroed in on the 4 above mentioned factors. He spoke, importantly, about the quality of people that plays an important role in high tech businesses. “It’s the quality of people that makes the difference between a good product and a great product, or a fail product and a super successful product, and in no other industry you see this much of variation because of the difference of people you find as you do in high tech space.” Mr Bhatia said in his speech and he very nicely summed up by saying “You hire A quality people you get A class product.” Also, he talked about mistakes entrepreneurs make while hiring. He very aptly drew a distinction between a good and a great leader. According to him a great leader identifies that the person they’ve hired is not the right person and let the person go immediately.

Sabeer Bhatia and Microsoft Negotiations

Well, we all know Hotmail was sold at $400million to Microsoft. There were different stories about the hard negotiation Mr Bhatia made with Microsoft Biggie Bill Gates. Here’s the story about that famous deal straight from the horse’s mouth!

Sabeer Bhatia – We were providing email to about 7 million subscribers when someone from Microsoft called us and said “Is this really true that you are providing email to 7 million subscribers” and we said “Yeah”. And they said”So we want to come in to see how you do it”. Microsoft at that time had Microsoft network which had about 2 and a half million subscribers and they were down every other week. They were getting really bad press.

It originally started off being a deal where we would provide email to their subscribers and because we had skillfully mastered the art of providing email to 7 million subscribers.

But very quickly they realized that we wanted to be more than just an email provider and they saw us as being competitor to their business so that’s when the VP of Microsoft called me “Have you thought about a merger between 2 companies.” He didn’t say acquisition. So, we were taken to meet with Bill Gates.

I started talking and Bill was looking everywhere else but at me. I thought he wasn’t interested but at the end of it he really heard every word of what I had to say.  And when we were walking out he shook my hands and said “You know what I hope we can do something between our 2 companies otherwise we like to write software too.”

So, when I walked out, there were 14 people from Microsoft in the other side and I knew if I had opened my mouth and try to negotiate then I’d be a dead duck. They started with $160 million offer at first they wanted me to counter somehow and this was at a time when both Jack and my personal bank balance was just $5000 and somebody put $160million in front of you and I refused to accept that. I kept negotiating so we countered back and forth. At one point I turned down $350 million at which point even my parents deserted me.

I called up my dad one day and he said what’s going on and I said “Yeah they made an offer.” He asked “what happened”, I said “I turned it down.” My Dad asked “how much was the offer.” I said 350. Dad said“350! $350 million and how much that’s in Rupees I can’t even put it on my calculator. You accept it right now!”

And luckily a week later they called back and I was asking about $450 and they said we can’t match your 450 but how about we meet half way and I said that’s a great idea. Let’s do half way.

 

 

Ooty, Toy Train, Rajesh Khanna and Girlish Dreams

I have always been fascinated by toy trains. I think the fascination has got a lot to do with Rajesh Khanna! I still remember him donning a black topi, a mustard blazer and singing Mere Sapno ki Rani and wooing Sharmila Tagore who sat by the window of a toy train acting all demure. Since then I have always wanted to take a toy train ride and sit in the window seat. Yeah…sitting by the window, holding a book and pretending to read it, a wisp of hair blowing across my eyes and I would brush it away with the same gesture Ms Tagore had used when she rode the toy train (Really!!) When you are about fifteenish you are free to dream incorrigibly unrealistic things, isn’t it? You know, things like wanting to go to moon for a weekend, bumping into Tom Cruise in street etc etc.

Anyways I am very much out of my teen years now. I don’t dream about going to moon to spend the weekend. But bumping into Mr Cruise in the street – I think I haven’t yet crossed this one off my list. A couple of months back one of my dreams turned into reality and that too in an unexpected way. All of a sudden my husband and his friends planned a trip to Ooty and I was to accompany them. Well, a trip to Ooty is never complete without taking the toy train ride, is it?

So one fine morning in August we were standing in the queue after booking our tickets (we did second class) waiting to board the toy train from Coonoor station. As the train chugged into the station the feeling of excitement fluttered through my stomach. We boarded the train without any fuss and once we left the Coonoor station I felt my heart doing zoobi doobi with the onrush of scenery—the fresh air, mountains, eucalyptus trees standing out sharply against the skyline, tea gardens and over all a sense of happiness swept over me.

So, here I was taking my dream ride with my hair severely tied in a band praying the wind does not blow my hair…huh! Fifteen years back it wasn’t what I dreamt of – remember the wind blowing the wisps of my hair and all!…donning an old jeans, a yellow cotton top and my favorite sneakers, sitting by a window seat holding my camera and enjoying the chatter around me. It was an amazing feeling to realize that yes, one of my travel dreams have come true and I was happy amidst my family and friends who were equally enthusiastic as I was. We were moving from one window to other to click the best possible shots, laughing out loud and occasionally taking break from snapping to enjoy the ride and munch chikkis and fruit halwa . And after the photography break all the cameras would again Click. Click. Click!

P.S. –

  • When asking the locals about the toy train timings, simply drop the word ‘Toy’. For them it’s train, just train. Locals use it for their daily commute. So, ask “When does the train to Ooty leave from Coonoor station?” instead of asking “Toy train kab nikalti hay?

Coonoor to Ooty via Toy Train Pics

Indian TV Serials – The Problem of Too Many Choices

I recently stumbled upon a video of a very old DD serial named Farmaan which had Kanwaljeet Singh, Deepika Deshpande and Raja Bundela. Farmaan is undeniably one of the most romantic TV serials that I have ever seen.  The plot was simple – romance between a plain, poor girl and a rich, arrogant man…you know the kind of romance you get to read in Mills and Boon. Also the twists, confusions, jealousy and misunderstandings in the serial made one think of the serial’s similarity with the plots of Jane Austen’s books.

Now coming back to the video- it was of a very short duration and in spite of trying hard I could not find the other parts of the serial. But the video brought back a lot of memories from my childhood, when things on TV were simple, fun and a lot more entertaining than what we see today.

Here is the Farmaan DD video that I had luckily bumped into

I agree that back in the 80s and early 90s we did not have many options; we had to make ourselves content with DD serials and later on DD2. But I enjoyed watching those serials. I still remember my favorite ones – Ramayan, Mahabharat, Buniyad, Circus, Farmaan, Kashish, Airhostess, Gul Gulshan Gulfaam, Chitrahaar, Rangoli ( I remember getting up early on Sundays to watch Rangoli and jot down the songs they played ) and Byomkesh Bakshi. That was a long list I know!

If you ask me what do I miss the most when I watch TV these days, my answer would be unique content. I think the last show on the TV that I thoroughly enjoyed watching was Sarabhai vs Sarabbhai.

I have tried to jot down 5 points why TV serials nowadays lose their charm a bit too early

1)      Too many options – With over 7 major entertainment TV networks each running at least 6-7 serials a day, one has now lots of options. It’s like going to a mall to buy a toothpaste and seeing 8-9 brands of toothpaste all claiming to offer added components and properties. And the result is – you come back home with lots of confusion and no purchase at all and at the end of the day you decide to stick with the current brand of toothpaste you are using. It’s same with the TV serials, with countless serials on air it becomes difficult to decide what to watch and what and most importantly how to keep a track of what’s happening in which show.

2)      Repetitive content – I don’t know if it’s the ‘good ole’days’ symptom or what! I somehow can’t manage to like what I see these days on the TV. Though every serial begins with a hope- Oh! This one is going to be different from the saas bahu ki nokjhok or the plain girl and the rich boy romance. Lekin nahi…all of them go the same way.

3)      TRP race- Every show wants to win the TRP race as a result they try to come up with new twists and plots completely different to the plot they’d started the show with. When you start watching a show you have some expectations from it, you want it to run in a coherent way. But with TRP deciding the content of the show nowadays it appears that plot and good story have taken a backseat. Look at Balika Vadhu which when started off focused on the hard reality of child marriage and took the TV industry by a storm but is nowadays reduced to mere pati-patni aur woh stuff.

4)      Duration – When Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi began it fetched a lot of appreciation from women of all ages. The serial’s lead pair Tulsi and Mihir became a household name and when Ekta Kapoor decided to kill off Mihir she was bombarded with hordes of fan requests to bring back the character of Mihir. But 8 years later no one even bothered that Tulsi died, she underwent a plastic surgery, and then again the original Tulsi came – the serial was completely messed up at the end. When you keep stretching a show with ridiculous twists, does-not-make-any-sense plots, what do you expect to get in return? Let’s face it- almost every month a new serial is launched in some channel with a  fresh plot, so who do you think is going to watch your ghisha pita serial.

5) Watching same faces every day is boring – When you do a thing every day it becomes boring – it’s happening with me these days. I am kinda bored of Facebook because I do it every day. So, watching same faces, same story which in most shows takes 1 month to move ahead, make people tired and bored.

 

Hey Indane Gas! Are you really ready for web?

My Letter to Indane Gas

Dear Indane Gas,

On 2nd August 2011, I booked a  cooking gas (LPG) refill through online booking , it was accepted and I got a message immediately that my dealer has been informed. I also got a booking reference number in the same message.  17 days passed since I booked my cooking gas but there was no delivery.  On enquiry over the phone, the dealer told me that there was no booking in my name.  I tried to go back to you but there is no way I can find the status of supply –except that one line remark “it is under process” –this was the status I got  around 17August. I really had a taxing time getting back to you with my complaint. Though you have a website!

Yes, you have  a website but did you ever check whether all the features work on it or are user-friendly? The feed-back form on the site is designed in such a way that I had to scratch my head for almost 15 minutes to convey my simple problem. BTW after all the head scratching I filled in the feedback form but till now I have not received any message from you. I had also tried to call your customer care department, if you have any that is. But for that I had to search the relevant section for 15 mins. After searching frantically on your site I found out the customer care phone number. I called them but no one picked up. Let’s put it in a simple way – Indane Gas, your website is hard to navigate and it’s equally hard to fetch information from your site.

BTW after all these efforts I am yet  to get my refilled cylinder and it is already 25 days after my booking.

Now, I have a few questions for you –

  • Do you have a system of checking compliance of order booked on line by your distributors?
  • Is your responsibility over after taking the order?

Now the surprising part comes  from my Indane distributor. He says that neither on 16th nor 17th August there was any refill order for my consumer numbe. In fact there has been no order for the last 120 days. Now, here’s another surprise. I also booked a refill order through SMS – I was given a order number and was told that I was supplied a refill cylinder on july29 – where from they got the date when my distributor tells me that there were no refill order  for the last 120 days from my consumer number and which is almost correct as I checked from my refill receipt book – So, whom did they supply the cylinder on 29th July?? Or the dates are just to deceive consumers that Indane’s SMS system sends abruptly?

As always yours truly

Meabhi

To all the Indane Gas Customers – Is it I who is suffering alone? Or there are others as well? If there are others then let’s gather all our Indane Gas Complaints especially regarding their online booking system at one place and ask these questions – Did Indane Gas after installing the online booking system even bothered to check if the system even works or not? Besides the system –did they depute someone  to take feed back from the Distributors  about the compliance of refill order through centralized system including online booking. Even BSNL has a system for generating compliance report – why can’t you, my dear Indane follow BSNL?

 

Facebook is down or what?

I am trying for the last 30 mins to post a message on one of the Facebook pages I like. I am seeing this message ‘An error occured while writing to our database. Please try again later.’

Here’s the screenshot

 

Here’s another error that I got while posting on my wall – ‘Sorry unable to update your status. Try again in a few minutes.’

I seriously hope it’s some sort of a temporary error on their system and it recovers soon. BTW today morning I saw that Facebook chat looked a bit different, probably they’re working on it and may be that’s one of the reasons why Iam seeing the errors! Just guessing, btw! Anyways, anyone else seeing this error?

SBI’s Affair With Mark Zuckerburg Leaves Numerous By-Blows

It seems SBI’s affair with Mark Zuckerburg has left numerous by-blows (unknowingly). Well, if you are confused then  type in State Bank of India on Facebook Search and the result page that you see is something like this-

This is just the tip of the iceberg, there are probably one hundred pages named State Bank of India and none of them seem to be officially run by the bank. The one that probably has the largest number of members has its description taken from Wikipedia and only 3 posts by the members.

Now, before I begin with the affair and the by-blow part here’s a little background on why at all did I start my SBI hunt. Well, partly because of a query I had regarding my SBI account and partly because of my mission of discovering not-so-known Facebook pages. So, I searched for State Bank of India on Facebook  and the result page was…you saw the screenshot, so you know it.

After seeing the results my first question was – which one of these by-blow pages is the official one? I had absolutely no idea whatsoever on how to find the official SBI page , so , I started clicking on each of the pages that popped up in the result page.

  • The first page had 2,564 members and the last post was on July 28 and not to mention there were tons of unanswered queries from the members. Some members even posted if it was the official SBI page. But I couldn’t find any response from the admin.

With a bit of disappointment I clicked on the Info tab and I noticed a disclaimer – This is not the official page.

 

  • I clicked on the second result on the search. There were only 5 posts made since Apr 23, 2010 that was when the page was created! “Another non –official FB page, argghhh” with this thought I was going to unlike the page but I suddenly clicked on the most recent posts and found that one of the users got the privilege to be answered by the page admin. Here’s the query and the response from the admin:

Well, I thought this gentleman’s problem was solved but after going through the other posts I found that he again posted a complaint but no one answered him this time. I found that the queries on the page were unanswered. The admin has commented only twice in the page. So, by taking a look at the page I didn’t get any clue whatsoever if it was SBI’s official page. The info section was not much of help as well.

  • With an unbridled frustration I clicked on the 3rd result and saw that the page had just 8 posts and one of them was promoting a page named Darshan Caterers from Rajkot. Now. What’s the connection between RBI and Darshan Caterers? Don’t ask me!

So, after all the maddening search for SBI’s official Facebook page I returned to my profile with a SIGH and a few quetsions.

My questions –

  1. Why do people join unofficial pages? (knowingly/unknowingly?)
  2. Is Facebook ever going to do anything like Twitter verified accounts?
  3. What can brands do to prevent such by-blows?
  4. On web do brands really control their brands?
  5. Will the majority win (Will the page with maximum fans become the official defacto)?

Update – Bhanu of bhanusmita.com has pointed out “http://www.statebankofindia.com/ its official website doesnt show any link to Facebook…so I dont think it is there in FB.”

BTW SBI had other non Mark Zuckerburg  by-blows as well. Check out http://www.seoforclients.com/blog/marketing/website-development/sbi-mutual-fund-online-transaction-please-grow-wrt-web.html

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